Pink bubble letters reading Not For Eating above a smiling fries night lamp, on a pastel green background with a gift and holly doodle

Food Gifts You Can't Eat: Christmas Gift Guide 2026

October 1, 2026

Edible gifts are lovely for about four minutes. Then they're crumbs. This year, give a snack that sticks around: a lamp that looks like fries, slippers that look like bread and a pickle you can squish as hard as you like.

Nine picks, prices in AUD, free shipping, and plenty more in our Christmas Gifts collection. Order by Friday 20 November for Christmas delivery in Australia.

For cosy homebodies

1. Fries Night Lamp (A$49.95)

A carton of fries that glows. It's rechargeable, has three brightness levels and a 30-minute auto-off timer, and comes in pink, green or red. Bedtime, but make it fast food.

2. Bread Winter Slippers (A$44.95)

Soft plush slippers shaped like a loaf, with a cushioned insole and a quiet sole for pottering about. Pick French bread, baguette or brown sugar loaf in M or L. Toasty toes guaranteed.

3. Lobster Slides (from A$34.00)

An Aussie Christmas is a beach Christmas. These PVC lobster slides have a soft insole and a flat sole, in four colours and sizes from kids (EU 24-25) to adults (EU 46-47).

For the host with the most

4. Sauce Bottle Dip Dish (A$62.95)

A glazed ceramic dip dish shaped like a squeezy sauce bottle. Choose ketchup, mayonnaise or mustard (sold individually). Small and just right for dipping sauces at the Christmas table.

5. Burger Stacking Wooden Coasters, Set of 6 (A$69.95)

Six wooden coasters that stack into a burger about 9.5 cm wide and 8.5 cm tall. Coasters at lunch, table decoration the rest of the time.

6. Banana or Ice Cream Door Stopper (from A$39.95)

No screws, no drilling: just slide it under the door. Pick the banana (about 19 x 15 cm, A$39.95) or the dropped ice cream (about 11.5 x 10 cm, A$51.95).

For snack lovers on the go

7. Mushroom Crossbody Bag (A$64.95)

A PU mushroom bag with a zip, embroidery and a chain strap. Five colours: red, pink, green, purple and yellow. Fungi to be with.

8. Bread Loaf Funny Face Water Bottle (A$59.95)

A 380 ml bottle shaped like a slice of bread with a cheeky face, an easy-sip mouth and a carry strap. Green, yellow, purple or pink, sold individually.

9. Giant Pickle Squishy (A$44.95)

A 25 cm pickle with bumpy skin that squashes, twists and slowly bounces back. A desk toy and a very strange gift. Not for under-3s. Kind of a big dill.

Quick picks by budget

Under A$45: Lobster Slides, Banana Door Stopper, Bread Winter Slippers, Giant Pickle Squishy.
A$45 to A$60: Fries Night Lamp, Bread Loaf Water Bottle.
A$60 to A$70: Sauce Bottle Dip Dish, Mushroom Crossbody Bag, Burger Coasters.

More ideas: night lights, fun kitchenware, food bags, our stocking fillers under A$30, or Secret Santa gifts for snack lovers.

How we ship (and when to order)

Free shipping on every order in Australia.
Processing: 1-3 business days, then most items take 10-18 business days to arrive.
For Christmas: order by Friday 20 November.

Full details on our shipping page.