Snack Court

🍪⚖️ All rise for the Honourable Judge Biscuit. Every week the snack world brings its crimes, and every Friday justice is served (on a plate).

How Snack Court works

1. Report a snack crime: pineapple on pizza, cold chips, someone ate the last Tim Tam.

2. Tag us with #SnackCourt on Instagram or X, or send it via the contact page.

3. Thursday: the docket and a poll. Friday: Judge Biscuit hands down a verdict card.

4. Best case of the week wins a free printable sticker sheet and eternal fame.

This week's docket

The People v. Pineapple on PizzaCharged with being sweet in a savoury place. Pleads 'tropical vibes'.
The Couch v. Whoever Ate the Last Tim TamLeft the empty packet in the pantry. Evidence: crumbs, guilt.
Hot Chips v. Cold ChipsAccused of being forgotten in the car for 40 minutes. Still eaten anyway.

Verdict archive

The first verdict lands this Friday. Biscuit is polishing his tiny gavel.

Prize sheets live in our free printables. Lost a pen in the line of duty? The Dead Pen Funeral is next door. Court is adjourned for snacks.

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