Dead Pen Funeral

🖊️🕯️ Gone, but never refilled. A place to honour the pens that gave everything, usually right before an exam.

The memorial wall

Blue Bic2019 - 2026Never once ran out at a convenient time.
Clicky Gel PenTerm 1 - Term 1Clicked 40,000 times in maths. Wrote twice.
The Good PenBorrowed, never returnedLast seen with Dave from accounts.
Glitter Pen2024 - 2026Sparkled bravely. Leaked on everything.
Hotel PenStolen 2023Wrote one postcard. Retired to the junk drawer.
Chewed Biro2025 - exam dayGave its lid to anxiety. Its ink to history.

Hold a funeral for your pen

Snap a photo of a pen that died in service, add a few kind words, and tag @scribble.snacks or @scribble_snacks with #DeadPenFuneral.

Every eulogy gets a one-time 15% condolence code from Poppy, and the best ones join the wall in our weekly memorial roll.